Wednesday, January 25, 2023

Four hours

 Rock had run well for several months, so when he saw a fellow member of the Little Rock Hash House Harriers standing in line to turn in his entry and race number to a 40-mile trail race, he bought it from him. Later that morning, Rock started the race and recognized from the beginning he was likely in for a good day. His legs felt fresh and energetic. By mid-race, he had begun to catch and pass several runners and walkers each mile. An idea of breaking four hours for the course occurred. Though he was never fatigued, Rock finished in four hours and ten minutes. He was delighted, and Hashers acted as if they were pleasantly stunned.

Monday, January 23, 2023

Leverage

 It was never clear to Rock what led to this circumstance unique to his life, but he suddenly found himself under the substantial weight of a woman unfamiliar to him. She held him hostage in the hallway of an aging, four-floor redbrick office building near downtown North Little Rock. Prone on the floor, he searched for leverage.

Thursday, January 5, 2023

Right?

 By coincidence, Rock drove by War Memorial Stadium in Little Rock. There was a road race in progress. He wondered which one it was until he saw a dozen or more Hashers together in the parking lot. His friend Zach stood before a grill, flipping burgers. It was the Great Cross Country Race. Rock had set it for the last twenty years. He hurriedly set this one the afternoon before but woke up with no memory of it. He walked to the finish line to see the overweight winner complete the 5K course in thirteen minutes and ten seconds. "Rock, you don't want to set these anymore, right?" Zach said.

Tuesday, December 27, 2022

A reporter's nightmare

 Rock sat in the driver's seat of Jeff Krupsaw's pickup truck parked in a lot on the edge of a small college campus near Little Rock. It was 7:15 p.m., and he knew he had agreed to report on a Parkview High football game for the paper. The game was scheduled to start at 7 p.m. and was likely halfway through the first quarter. Rock needed to find out where he was. He needed to find out where Jeff was, too. 

Sunday, December 25, 2022

A thousand feet

 Multiple outbreaks of paranormal crime broke out around Arkansas just in the early predawn hours of Christmas morning. Extreme weather accompanied those near Searcy, Gould, and Nashville; by pure coincidence, Rock witnessed them all. Each led to prosecutions before daybreak. After the arrest in Nashville, Rock drove on a backroad out of town, and it was unlike anything he had seen, straight downhill for at least a thousand feet. At the bottom, the road turned to wet dirt and dead-ended near the pond of an abandoned farm.

Tuesday, December 20, 2022

Condescension

 Desmy Tutu (aka Zach) drove Rock and a handful of other Little Rock Hash House Harriers into a large crowd of Hashers from several nearby states. Just before he turned his pickup into the gathering, Rock watched the Hashers part to make way. Zach turned back toward Rock. “Watch this,” he said. “These fuckers love you.” Rock listened to shouts of tribute but almost immediately recognized a clear tone of factiousness. Without doubt, this was condescension rather than love. Rock felt humiliated.

Friday, December 16, 2022

Too short

 This was new and alarming. Rock needed a light bulb for his front porch, but he was too short to reach the cabinet above his refrigerator. His only available route required a chair to reach the countertop. This was terrible, and Rock was terrified.

Wednesday, December 14, 2022

When he awoke

 Rock traveled to the World Cup in a stagecoach straight from the old west. He fell asleep on his way, and when he awoke, he found the pocketful of large diamonds he carried had been stolen.

McDonald's in Levy

 Rock needed help understanding the managerial strategy he worked under at McDonald's in Levy. He and his cohorts were asked to work from morning until closing. As they progressed through their shifts, each would become the restaurant's manager whenever an area of their expertise was required. All the employees were longtime members of the Little Rock Hash House Harriers, a group Rock had run with for over forty years. Hashers understood Rock's mastery of quarter-pounders with cheese.

Sunday, November 13, 2022

East of Blackwell

 Work underway on U.S. Interstate 40 between Russellville, Arkansas, and Levy was not supposed to impair traffic. Rock, therefore, began his drive home to suburban North Little Rock from a football game at Arkansas Tech without concern. However, a handful of miles from Morrilton, just east of Blackwell on his eastward journey, Rock followed traffic into a seemingly impossible tunnel. It ran under the entire breadth of the interstate with about ten feet of clearance. He and everyone else were required to drive on broad wooden planks. Arkansas Highway Department workers were everywhere in the dim light. Clearly, something was wrong, and Rock and the other drivers began to turn their vehicles around.

Sunday, October 30, 2022

Underwater

 Everyone knew how long and hard the rain had fallen, but Rock didn't expect this. He was at his big brother Jim's house in suburban St. Louis, and Jim had just called from downtown to say the city was underwater. "I mean, this is bad," Jim said. Rock could feel a rumble. He looked through the living room window to see an endless line of eighteen-wheel trucks rolling north from downtown along Central Parkway. "Jim, you might want to talk to Karen," Rock said. "It looks like every truck driver in the midwest knows the way to your house."

Sunday, October 23, 2022

Little air

 Rock thought he had a million dollars, but he awoke to find he was broke. It seemed odd how little air accompanied poverty and how hard it was to breathe in his house.

Thursday, October 13, 2022

Hopeful

 There was no way for Rock to feel sure. Still, he had established enough to indicate he lived somewhere in the past, present, or future along the endless corridors of time. Furthermore, Rock was confident the authority in charge would lean his way after he examined the evidence. At any rate,  Rock was hopeful.

Sunday, October 9, 2022

A mess

 Rock was dead. This time he knew for sure. A diety of some sort had begun introducing him to post-life options, all of which seemed undesirable. The final was a disconcerted version of the den where he died, far messier than the mere clutter of his everyday experience. Some of the furniture looked as if it had been knocked out of place. Shelved books were scattered across the floor and rug, and Rock knew it was no worthwhile place to spend eternity. Furthermore, he was also prone to the hardwood near his front door and found it hard to breathe.