Mr. Sparky

It was Steve Edward's birthday, and Rock was at a party at Steve's home in Florida when someone joked about the old cars Steve always drove.
"Shit, man, I rode in the oldest of the bunch," Rock said. "It was an AMC of some sort, right Steve? From the fucking 60's."
"No, Rock, it was a Dodge," Steve said.
"Sure, sure, right. You called it Mr. Sparky. I'll never forgot that night, you remember, in 1989, after we'd been drinking all night at that Razorback game. We saw that cop on JFK, and you go, 'FUCK! COP!', and then immediately plow into Cathy Simpson's front yard."