A small group of Little Rock Hashers, including Rock, sat on a rock wall built along a sidewalk that stretched across a large college campus. They were there with about twenty other Hashers from Texas and Missouri, and they had stopped on their run to rest and drink cans of cheap beer.
Rock sat on a rock bowl shaped exactly like a commode. In fact, as he looked more closely, he realized it was indeed a commode right there in public view. There was a roll of toilet paper with it.
Without further hesitation, Rock moved his bowels.
Barbara Southlerland, a longtime Little Rock Hasher seated several feet away and below Rock looked around and said, "All right, who let the fart?"
Rock explained. "It's not a fart, Barbara. I'm taking a shit."
At that very moment, one of the dogs with them stuck his head in the commode and removed a soiled wad of toilet paper, and then walked away into the large plot of rich green grass behind them. He dropped the paper and began to play with it, which drew attention from hundreds of students walking past and gathered between classes.
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