Salads

Walt dug into a salad bar, and Rock joined him. They used tongs to place large wedges of grilled romaine on their platters and then worked their way through hundreds of items. Rock decided he wanted more than his plate could hold, so he pulled a container of radishes from the bar and dumped its contents into a trash receptacle. He then filled it with the lettuce and Italian dressing and noticed through the vacancy that there were an enormous collection of toasted croutons inside. He began to pile them on his salad.
Walt appeared shocked. "Fuck, man. What are you doing?"
Rock immediately became self conscious. A manager approached. "Sir, that is not allowed."
He took the container from Rock and began to shut down the salad bar.
"Rock, what were you thinking?" Walt said. "Shit, this tops everything."