No one knew exactly what substitute teachers in North Little Rock earned for a day at one of the city's schools, but Jeff Lukas told Rock the school system had stopped paying them anything but fruit-flavored cigars.
Rock could not remember ever having substitute taught, but he had apparently done so four times. He received four cigars in the mail, each in a colorful wrapper symbolic of whichever fruit was the basis of their flavoring.
One of Rock's neighbors said he thought the cigars were delicious. Rock agreed.
"I smoked half of one this morning, and it was really good," Rock said.
"They are good, but wouldn't you rather get a paycheck?" the neighbor said.
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