Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Sumo weight

When Karen Seagate was a photographer at the paper, she was slim and pretty, but Rock was assigned to cover a sumo wrestling tournament at Verizon Arena and saw a bizarre new version of her. She had gained at least two hundred pounds and was barely recognizable.
Rock saw his old friend Walt Webb at the tournament, and Karen was naturally the first topic of their talk.
"I can't believe it," Walt said. "And here's what I can't figure; did she gain all that weight to become a sumo wrestler...
"...or did she gain all the weight first?" Rock said.
"Exactly."
"That was my first thought."

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