Service cat

All Rock had to do to begin to collect five-hundred and forty-nine dollars a month from the federal government was to have his cat Jo declared a service animal, and that would take him no more than to sign into his Macintosh operating system and fill out a service-animal form on a government website. He didn't think for an instant that this sounded too good to be true. The notification was right there, plain as day, on his laptop computer.

The only problem was that his MacBook Pro insisted at daybreak Saturday that he change its operating system from Sierra to the new Mojave, and he couldn't remember any of his passwords. Besides, Rock began to worry about the legality of declaring Jo a service animal and decided the best thing was to let Jo out, eat a PayDay bar, and go back to bed.